hollyevolving:

alexaloraetheris:

thornsilver:

ampervadasz:

I kill you

Unmute for full effect.

This is literally how movies introduce the most badass monster that’s gonna wreck the protagonist’s entire week.

The sudden stare

asteroidtroglodyte:

marlinspirkhall:

notahorseindisguise:

midnight-revelation:

hiveswap:

notahorseindisguise:

mysticorset:

notahorseindisguise:

the “came back wrong” trope except like… they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like “oh no… what have i done…. shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!” and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like “oh shes soooo weird” but shes just normal

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It’s your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

Maybe the real friends we made were the posts along the way wait no shit wrong trope sorry

sarcasticmothdraws:

It’s time

prodomius:

neitherthehoneynorthebee:

i-am-a-fish:

“why do I feel so terrible?”

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

So this post is the single reason I took my meds today. Reblogging out of duty.

xxxdragonfucker69xxx:

dykecostanza:

mrsjdavis:

ospreyonthemoon:

gamer-crow:

vrumblr:

cheshiregrinfu:

wasabikitcat:

lostwoodscutie:

Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.

He will not be exiled again

I enjoy all parts of this post. The trans leash, the confusion, the heartfelt display of affection we give to our pets. The biography, the history lesson, and the morality of keeping cats indoors are all bonuses.

Hey thats me again.

Anyway guess whos 18 now!!!

Frank

This post has EVERYTHING…

sreegs:

ALT

happyheidi:

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

twig-gy:

reblog to make prev stop having headaches